Why Gorillias Must Not Be Given Cell Phones
Comments(0) Anyone who has seen any of the Planet of the Apes movies knows that gorillas are dangerous when they organize. That alone is reason enough for going to great lengths to prevent cell phones from getting in the hands of a gorilla.
As everyone knows, gorillas have formed a loosely organized communication system in the US over the past 15 years, a communications system in which Captains (Top Gorillas generally featured at the more prominent zoos), communicate through a hierarchy that in many ways echos a Mafia organization.
The only thing preventing gorillas from meaningful organization is a solid, reliable communication system. Fortunately, gorillas are still sending messages via word of mouth, which considerably slows their takeover plans.
But imagine if even one zoo patron inadvertently drops a cell phone into a gorilla cage? The entire dynamic would change overnight. Word would travel that the humans have developed a wireless communication system. […]
Original post by Scot Cerullo
